Ultimate Flirting Concealed
Not long ago I accidentally tuned in to an Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) broadcast. I saw two men clad only in clingy shorts: one was on his back with his legs wrapped around the guy on top of him, who was kind of weakly batting his head with a gloved hand. Both were body-hair-free, highly muscled and drenched in sweat. My reaction was, "Okay…how is this not supposed to be homoerotic?"
Vancouver had its first UFC fight the other day. That night, a bit after the fight ended and a couple of blocks from the event, a gay couple found two young guys peeing on their building. They asked them if they could not pee on their building. Guess what their reaction was? They attacked the gay men, punching and kicking them while yelling homophobic slurs.
Which pretty much supports my earlier conclusion about UFC, if you get my drift.
Vancouver had its first UFC fight the other day. That night, a bit after the fight ended and a couple of blocks from the event, a gay couple found two young guys peeing on their building. They asked them if they could not pee on their building. Guess what their reaction was? They attacked the gay men, punching and kicking them while yelling homophobic slurs.
Which pretty much supports my earlier conclusion about UFC, if you get my drift.
posted by Todd Dremver at
12:37 PM
2 Comments:
Well, I think the whole world - the people who can read, anyway - knows that homophobia is practiced almost exclusively by repressed gay men. These guys need to stop showing their dicks to each other in shadowy corners after watching men in tights "fight" each other, and just get on with their new openly gay lives.
There'd be way fewer women being beaten up by their oh-so-butch (conflicted, rageaholic) boyfriends too, I'll betcha.
Hear hear, and a double hear hear hear hear.
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