Onward Christian Soldiers

If you were asked to picture a group of terrorists plotting to topple the US government and replace it with a fundamentalist regime under God, whom would you picture? Maybe these guys?

<- Taliban

I ask because a terrorist group was recently caught doing that very thing: a Christian fundamentalist militia called the Hutaree (a name invented by their leader, which I believe is an acronym for Human Trash Aspiring to Relive the Early Eighteen-hundreds). Yes, “home grown” Christian terrorists, and superior examples of the white race to boot, as you can see by their photos here:

<- Our Leader, wearing his best “Our Leader” t-shirt

<- Dipshit

<- Stupid

<- With Stupid

<- Fucktard

<- Loves Nickelback

<- Wants to meet Gollum one day

<- Came back from Thailand with a bad case of groin termites

Well done, Hutaree—you’ve earned your cramp on this blog.