Scraped Something Off My Shoe

Thinking about the lowest forms of life on the planet, I came up with a short list:

Let's start with cockroaches and chiggers. Nasty critters.

Then there's ticks and leeches and other disgusting things that suck my blood. Not lovable.

Way below those, we find tapeworms and similar intestinal parasites. If they occupied the stomach you could at least throw them up.

Finally, way below tapeworms, we find the pimp. Pimps are so revolting, they give tapeworms enough confidence to romance lady tapeworms, ensuring their survival. Thanks, pimps.

If you see a pimp, be sure to squash it. But try not to look at it too closely.