Can’t Even Do Spam Right Eh?

Just got a really top-shelf spam from Billy Matthews—see screenshot below.

Looks like somebody got themselves a copy of some spam software and didn’t bother to figure out how to use it. I, on the other hand, am a master of this stuff—so my answer to you, sir, is this:

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