Babelfish

One of my favourite time-wasters: translating stuff from English to German and back again, over and over, in Babelfish
(http://babelfish.altavista.com/).

There was a lot of space around the car when I pulled out of the parking space.

There was a quantity area around the car, when I took off from the park area.

There was quantity a range around the car, when I removed me from the park range.

There was quantity distance around the car, when I park-strained myself of removed.

There was quantity distance around the car, when I of far away me-loaded.

There was quantity distance around the car, since I me-loaded away from far.

I pooped in the car.

OK, actually I made up that last one.