Post-Celebritentiary
Now that Paris Hilton has been released from the Paris Hilton (I mean, of course, the L.A. County Jail, which I’m calling “The Paris Hilton” for fun), she’s being interviewed by Larry King, for the full hour. Getting the kind of reception and treatment usually reserved for Presidents of the USA. Apparently I was napping while Paris Hilton was declared The Most Important Person In The World!!??
posted by Todd Dremver at
3:36 PM
1 Comments:
I hate that bitch worse than poison. I would like to see her and Mark Garagos do the Owl Creek Boogie. She is the living epitome of the "famous for being famous" phenomenon, and Garagos (yes, I know he isn't actualy representing her, but he IS a walking, talking pile of shit) is so awful that we need to invent a new term stronger than "amoral scumbag shyster mouthpiece".
On the other hand, she causes entire news agencies to shut up about Imminent Global Doom for hours at a time!
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