Facecrook

Just got an email from “Facebook Support,” letting me know that Facebook Service had sent me a message on Facebook. I’ll shut up now, since you can see the whole thing in the screenshot below. The funnest part is the actual URL of the link they wanted me to click, which you can see in the tooltip next to the cursor. Of course I clicked on it just for fun, and Safari gave me a “Suspected Malware Site” warning. Well, duh.

Hoolywood Is the New Hollywood

Everyone makes such a fuss about Hollywood, but real insiders know that Hoolywood is the real deal.

Ultimate Flirting Concealed

Not long ago I accidentally tuned in to an Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) broadcast. I saw two men clad only in clingy shorts: one was on his back with his legs wrapped around the guy on top of him, who was kind of weakly batting his head with a gloved hand. Both were body-hair-free, highly muscled and drenched in sweat. My reaction was, "Okay…how is this not supposed to be homoerotic?"

Vancouver had its first UFC fight the other day. That night, a bit after the fight ended and a couple of blocks from the event, a gay couple found two young guys peeing on their building. They asked them if they could not pee on their building. Guess what their reaction was? They attacked the gay men, punching and kicking them while yelling homophobic slurs.

Which pretty much supports my earlier conclusion about UFC, if you get my drift.