Friday, July 03, 2009

“Fucktard” (Definition of)

I went on a search for the definition of “fucktard” recently. I took a wrong turn initially and determined that a fucktard was something like a custard, but you fuck it. Then I finally found the definitive meaning:

A fucktard is one of those guys that owns a car alarm that goes “wooooo woooooo wooooooo AN! AN! AN! eeeeAH eeeeAH eeeeAH” etc. at 2 AM.

You’re welcome.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is one major type of fucktard to be sure, but I think they're just a symptom of a subset of the overarching fucktard life:

"I CAN'T TELL IF I REALLY EXIST UNLESS I MAKE A REALLY LOUD NOISE!!! AND I WON'T KNOW THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNOW I EXIST UNLESS I MAKE A REALLY LOUD NOISE!!! I KNOW IT MAKES EVERYONE WHO HAS A BRAIN AND A LIFE WISH I DIDN'T EXIST, BUT FUCK THEM!!! I JUST NEED TO MAKE A REALLY LOUD NOISE!!!!!!"

10:53 AM  

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