A Group Calling Themselves…

Pop quiz. Out of the following names for fundamentalist Islamist groups gathered from news sources, which are made up?

1. Bearer of the Sword


2. Swords of Righteousness Brigade


3. Revenge Brigades


4. Arab Revolutionary Brigades


5. Brigade of the Two Holy Mosques


6. Jihadist Martyrs Brigade


7. Brigades of Islamic Jihad


8. Islamic Brigades of Pride


9. Al-Islam’s Army Brigades


10. Islamic Salvation Army


11. Armed Islamic Group


12. Jihadist Army of Islam Group


13. Army of Muhammad


14. Army of the Pure


15. Army of Warriors


16. Army of the Protectors of the Faith


17. Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat


18. Apostles of Truth


19. Warriors of Islam


20. Frontier of the Holy War


21. Monotheism and Holy War Movement


22. Hejira and Judgement for Infidels


23. Anti-American Terrorist Soldiers


24. World Islamic Front for Jihad Against Jews and Crusaders


25. Liberation Tigers


26. League of the Followers


27. Jihad Organization


28. Fighting Islamic Group


29. Islamic Freedom Fighters Group


30. Islamic Defenders’ Front


31. Servants of Allah, the Powerful and Wise One

Answer: Number 10. No, wait—that one’s real too. I guess none of them.