Perfect Skin for Life

I have the secret. You know you want it. No, it's not mouflon sheep placenta or any kind of seaweed. It's not endorsed by Carmen Electra or Halle Berry; we'll have to wait and see whether Avril Lavigne is onside.

Get killed at 20. And be sure to leave a living will, stating that your headstone must say, "She had perfect skin her whole life!"