Friday, March 27, 2009

Honour Among Quakers

I’ve been playing Quake III Arena for a long time now, since the game came out in 1999 or whatever. Chatting is a big part of Q3A, mainly in the form of trash talking, “gg” (good game), “n1” (nice one), and congratulating the winner. Every once in a while, though, you get into a more interesting exchange—today, for instance. I had a pretty good game and came in second in a group of about 10, and at the end this was part of the chatting:

Someone: cheats
Me: I never cheat, in any way, ever
Someone else: that's so honorable


In case you missed it, that last chatter’s comment was meant to be dripping with sarcasm. After that a new game started, but I was done so I exited.

After thinking about it in the shower later, I wished I’d said something in response to that (ain’t it always that way?). Something like, “Way to set the honourability bar really low, dude.” In my books, making a sacrifice to help someone else is honourable; not cheating is just the way everyone should be all the time.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

File Under “Design”



I Love My…Lump of Turd? Black-Draped Bassinet? Eroded Cathedral? Shit, I guess we better put the word “Yorkie” next to it.

Oh, and happy birthday to me.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

He’s Already Answered That Question

When Canada’s science minister, Gary Goodyear, was asked whether he believes in the theory of evolution, he answered, “I’m not going to answer that question. I am a Christian, and I don’t think anybody asking a question about my religion is appropriate.”

Thanks for answering, Gary—anyone who thinks a question about evolution is a question about their religion is clearly a creationist.

No wonder Canadian science is hurting. Our Science Minister is an ucking-fay creationist.

Oh, and happy St. Patrick’s Day.