Monday, September 29, 2008

I Think I’ll Begin Every Post with ‘Yeah’ From Now On

Yeah.

I’m Angry Again

Yeah. Because once again, a clot of useless tits has slunk out of their trailer and made the trip to the West End for the express purpose of swarming and sucker-punching a gay man. If there was any justice, the cowardly twat who punched the guy would be held in stocks in a public place, and all would be invited to chow down on free beer and asparagus and empty their bladder in his face. This could be repeated any number of times, and accompanied by bitch-slaps to his stupid retarded gob if so inclined.

Then we shave his head and eyebrows and tattoo “I love cock” on his forehead.