Break It Down, Yo

Since the message of hiphop is always the same everywhere, I thought it might be useful and time-saving to present it in point form in one place. No need to thank me, I'm dedicated to public service. In brief:

• I have had it tougher than you.


• I am tougher than you.


• Because of the previously mentioned two facts, I am considered a leader among my peer group.


• I have more money than you.


• I have purchased many ostentatiously expensive things with my money.


• Women respect me more than you, and find me sexier than you. Because of these two facts, I can treat them any way I want, and they like it.


• I grew up in an urban neighbourhood that has problems. Therefore, even if you also grew up in an urban neighbourhood that has problems, my life is more authentic than yours.

So there it is. No need to listen to any more hiphop artists now. You’re welcome (I know you thanked me, fool).