Urine Denial
Recently tinkering with the practice of peeing in the shower. The wife does it, and suggested I give it a try. My first thought was, “Do I wash my hair in the toilet now too?” I mean, are we mixing things up just for the hell of it here? See, I was raised to think that you do this stuff over here, and that stuff over there—you know.
But I've been doing it lately—not all the time, but occasionally. I was also raised during the energy shortages of the ’70s, and the notion of conserving is heavily imprinted. And I realized that this was a good way to conserve water. So that’s good.
I draw the line at crapping in the shower though. Everyone has a line, and that’s where mine’s at.
But I've been doing it lately—not all the time, but occasionally. I was also raised during the energy shortages of the ’70s, and the notion of conserving is heavily imprinted. And I realized that this was a good way to conserve water. So that’s good.
I draw the line at crapping in the shower though. Everyone has a line, and that’s where mine’s at.
posted by Todd Dremver at
6:15 PM
4 Comments:
so THAT'S what a golden shower is!
Me neither. I'm not a squeamish person, at all. But I will never, ever crap in the shower. No way, Jose. Only really weird people do that kinda thing. Perverts and such.
You know what's funny though? I mean, you could use the shower head - we have one of those ones you can take off a hook and point it anywhere, eh? - and wash the crap right down the drain. But still, I won't do it. Forget about it. Even though I could also use that shower head thing to give my butt a good wash after. Nope, not me.
Hey, guess what? I took a crap in the shower last night - just couldn't seem to stop thinking about it you know - and it was fine! That shower head thingy worked just like I thought it would, no problem. You should try it!
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