Urine Denial

Recently tinkering with the practice of peeing in the shower. The wife does it, and suggested I give it a try. My first thought was, “Do I wash my hair in the toilet now too?” I mean, are we mixing things up just for the hell of it here? See, I was raised to think that you do this stuff over here, and that stuff over there—you know.

But I've been doing it lately—not all the time, but occasionally. I was also raised during the energy shortages of the ’70s, and the notion of conserving is heavily imprinted. And I realized that this was a good way to conserve water. So that’s good.

I draw the line at crapping in the shower though. Everyone has a line, and that’s where mine’s at.