Scoop! (Two of Them Actually)

EXCLUSIVE!! Don't ask me how I got this. It's Jessica Simpson's new nipple implants, freshly extruded and ready to be popped in.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

Why Is Osgood Barnaby So Hot!

Osgood Barnaby (or 'Goodbar' to his friends) is totally the 'It' boy these days. I don't get it! I know he's cool and has sick street cred, but shit! He's even been squiring Giselle Bundchen around at awards galas!


Eat that, Leo!

Still, I don't get it. What's Osgood Barnaby got that I don't have? It makes me crazy! Go fuck yourself, Osgood Barnaby!